linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023
Get the linda and juliamug. i love julia mac
i am julia mac
julia mac is fake
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by julia mac community December 8, 2020
Get the julia macmug. Hotter than a pepper no mint, will rock your world and your bed, sick cunt on the piss, will run for dick. Enjoys long booty calls and mid night drive to night owl. Julia Saldumbide is your girl. Fuckin smart but dogs the girls for fuckboys.
by spinjockey369 August 18, 2019
Get the julia saldumbidemug. That one girl with the fat ass and is hot as fuck. Whoever does not want to tap her is probably gay as fuck. She's that one girl who is probably going to either be a porn star when they grow up or marry a celeb, because HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT AS FUCK. She is the type of girl who posts a lot of ass pictures and nobody complains because she got that Mmmmmm fat one. She doesn't go to your school, but for some reason everyone knows who she is because she is hot as fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, have you seen Julia Forster's new post?
Person 2: Yeah, I failed No nut November because of it.
Person 1: Dude Julia's got such a nice ass
Person 2: She's not that hot.
Person 1: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY. EXILED TO THE GAY CORNER
Person 2: Yeah, I failed No nut November because of it.
Person 1: Dude Julia's got such a nice ass
Person 2: She's not that hot.
Person 1: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY. EXILED TO THE GAY CORNER
by Mmmmm Give me some of that boi November 13, 2019
Get the Julia Forstermug. That girl Julia Smith was the love of my life and soul mate. She was the smartest cookie in the shed. I regret existence.
by SomePieceOfShit January 27, 2021
Get the Julia Smithmug. An amazing person, siriusly invested in fandoms, particularly the harry potter fandom, the best person you'll ever meet, devilishly handsome (jk, very beautiful), loves buying cookies in middle school. Will be there for you, may act all quiet and shy, but she's either plotting your death, shipping you with someone, thinking about something cringy she did 3 years ago, or imagining her current fanfiction future/better ending
by boompowgunman December 8, 2021
Get the julia keyesmug. A force never to be countered. An amazing team. They're so gorgeous, their beauty will knock you out if you see them. Just overall great, fantastic people
by Jjii2018 July 3, 2018
Get the Isabella & Juliamug.