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Ur short as fuck Jordan

Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE

Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
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that jordan girl is a tard
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Person A- My cousin is being a Jordan

Person B- That sucks
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The crustiest cream cheese complexion looking ass you will ever see. Homegirl looks like a healthy crackhead all 24 hours of the day. She shops in the old lady section of target. A typical female Jordan will never have to worry about boy problems and usually thinks their intelligence is much higher than it actually is.
Me: "Hey Jordan, are you talking to any cute boys?"
Me : "Just kidding haha"
Jordan: *cries*
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(Not true for all Jordan's)SHE IS THE BITCHEST GIRL THERE WILL EVER BE, SHE IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND TAKES MIKE AND IKE DEPRESSION PILLS. SHE DOES NOTHING TO HELP ANYONE OR TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT, SHE HURTS PEOPLE AND THEN BLAMES IT ON INNOCENT PEOPLE. NO ONE DESERVES TO BE TREATED THE WAY JORDAN DOES. SHE "SLEEPS" WITH RANDOM PEOPLE AND FUCKING MAKES CRINGY MUSICAL.LYS AND YOUTUBE VIDEOS. STAY AWAY FROM JORDANS!!
THAT GIRL IS A BITCH SHE MUST BE A JORDAN
I HEARD THIS GIRL TALKED ABOUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD SHE MUST BE A JORDAN
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Jordan is DIFFEREEENT
Jordan got on a gucci romper, DIFFEREEENT
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