by Mooner69 March 8, 2022

*Girl enticing guy for casual sex*
Girl - "Are you ready to get freaky?"
Guy -" I would be if I hadn't already jazzed my pants"
Girl - "I'm out of here, Miles Davis"
Girl - "Are you ready to get freaky?"
Guy -" I would be if I hadn't already jazzed my pants"
Girl - "I'm out of here, Miles Davis"
by BMiller58 November 28, 2018

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.
by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

Usually referred to as Jazz that is "dank." Mainly jazz that has electronic pianos, grand pianos, jazz drums, and sax.
by TruPup December 6, 2016

The baddest bleep of all the lands. Absolute legend no questions. Smart, funny, kind and all types of swag. If your name if Jazz, you're a star. You have feet problems though and that's your downfall. xoxox
by yourfathergregory September 10, 2021

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017
