jamaican sunburn

when one rubs their genitalia on a woman's face, til it turns red and irritable.

i just gave my girl a jamaican sunburn last night, and i like almost peed on her too.

by ddoubled's April 29, 2025

Jamaican Corn

The act of eating Jamaican Cuisine, then later shitting out your poop that contains undigested corn chunks, which are then extracted from the poop and eaten separately as a homemade snack.

Our group was robbed of all our money on our vacation in Jamaica, so I suggested we all shit out our dinner from last night so we can have some free and delicious Jamaican Corn.

by Ben284 May 9, 2025

Jamaican fish bowl

Jamaican fish bowl is when you pee in a girls mouth and she swallows it this can not be done from distance or else it will be classified as a shower.

Jayden: Yo what did you guys do last night?
Ethan: i quenched her thirst last night
Jayden: Gatorade
Ethan: nah Jamaican fish bowl

by SchnitzelMan May 21, 2025

Jamaican Bump

Invented by the Jamaicans the Jamaican bump is a popular activity used for getting high as fuck by utilizing a crackpipe and their BBC to proceed to hit that shit out of their urethra givin them niggas a new perspective on life.

Jamaican 1 "Wagwan, me brudda tryna hit that Jamaican Bump later?"

Jamaican 2 "ayy bet me brudda"

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025

Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.

"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.

"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"

by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025

Jamaicafication

The process of being forcefully turned into a Jamaican.

"The prisoner will undergo jamaicafication as punishment for his crimes."

by CantankerousB September 14, 2025