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jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.
"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."
by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017
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probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
by user1423 December 27, 2020
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shortest mf alive
jake is so short and tiny!
by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021
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has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him
you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine
by hehe ouy April 24, 2020
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jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.
by AvaTheRat March 22, 2020
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Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game
Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.
by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009
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Jaked

To be thrown under the bus.
Blamed for someone elses mistakes.
Screwed over.
Left for dead.
I got Jaked!
by Raiderva March 3, 2009
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