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Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.
Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.
by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021
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jonathan

jonathan is my first love. he is the definition of perfection. jonathan is loyal, kind, loving, thoughtful, caring, and handsome. I’m still with him now and it is February 12, 2023. We have been dating for a little over 2 months, not 3 months yet. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through, how they feel, and what they see in a person. Once I look into those beautiful brown eyes of his I lose all sense of my surroundings. I get so lost into his eyes and the way he looks at me and that gorgeous smile. The way he looks at me is so special and indescribable. I’m always so nervous around him. Like I said before He is my first love , I’ve never loved someone like I love jonathan . And love is such a strong and powerful feeling.It consumes your entire being and changes you. Jonathan has changed me, and I like who I am with him in my life.
Jonathan, my first love.
by Paisleyb_xoxo February 11, 2023
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Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a super sexy Alpha Male with a high ass and tight jeans. Some would even say to tight
Wow who's that?? Oh that's Jonathan Just look at his jeanns wow soooo tight
by Ad01f February 3, 2022
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Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.
- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!
by Blobigga January 25, 2019
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jonathan

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.
by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is mostly referred to as Johnny. Johnny is usually the skinny lengthy guy, and dress weird sometimes.
Anyone: Jonathan wanna call the girls ?

Johnny: Eww wtf is that, I don’t like girls.
by offline 📶 May 20, 2021
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