brain drooler

There brains are in microwaves that heat and burn there cells as they stupidly drool on there PC. It is similar meaning to peanut brain.

Person 1: What in the frick is are you doing? Why are you chewing your cook book?! Are you being a brain drooler or what?!

Person 2: Huuuhh? *continues chewing*

by DinoREX3492 October 25, 2022

brain smoke

The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)

The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.

by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

Easy on the Brain

To remark or boast about an easy puzzle or task that was completed or a top score that was reached in a game.

"Easy on the brain!"

by Cuber Chris August 31, 2020

milky brain

A Fucking Spastic

“Fuck bens a milky brain”

by Bekwek December 12, 2018

brain chain

The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.

"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."

by dorifuto April 26, 2014