Olive Eyes

The appearence of one's eye so swollen, that it resembles an olive.

Fred: Oh man..i passed out so hard last night.....
Gary: Yeah, i can tell. You have olive eyes.

by ilurvecats January 4, 2010

tit-eyes

n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.

Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.

Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?

Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.

Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*

by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014

poo eyes

a loyal fan of the legend xxxtentacion
they are big fans of the song SAD!

"yo that guy over there has big ass poo eyes"

by rejat April 9, 2019

To the eye slut

A girl who dresses completely not her age , dates people not her age , has eyebrows thicker then Kylie Jenner , with fake nails longer then my exes dick , wearing legit a tissue

tina did u see what the fuck she’s wearing

roxy ew her eyebrows thooo what a to the eye slut

by Tehlia November 3, 2019

Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.

Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! 😍💯😍 Any man would be so luchy to have you👌🔥👏 So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics 💖💖👍💯🔥💯 Thank you for sharing! 👏👏👍😂🤣 Have👏 a 👏great 👏weekend 👌🔥💯💖💖💪💖🙌💖💯🔥🔥😍🔥🙌💯😍💯🙌💖💖💖!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"

by birthad November 9, 2018

eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it

"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"

by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014

ovary eyes

The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.

This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.

This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.

E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."

"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."

by Merkley May 16, 2014