dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!
me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About
by MDMX516 May 05, 2017
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Sorry about your goldfish.

Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.
Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?
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lying about your rage

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?

Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.

Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?

Long Commuter: I'm not.

Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?

Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
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find your dick about it

To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.
I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.
by Hamwallets December 31, 2015
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What does it mean when someone is about get audited
What does it mean when someone says someone is about to get audited
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What about my deal?

Yeah. I would really like for them to disappear. They seem like people who would attempt to resist the NWO. But I got to let you know that I would sell them out to the government. Contact me for more information on them.

I would like to sell out some cousins and relatives in my family. I’d tell you everything you needed to know about them so you can track them down.

Basically, they have been taking advantage of me for such a long time and have never helped me and have been assholes to me for such a long time. I want you to get someone to take them out for me. Just to make sure that they are out of my way. Maybe you can get some corrupt people in government to watch them or whack them off for me? (Talking to UD Jews)
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