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Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011
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ham spear

A slang word for a man's member.
My Ham Spear is my partners best friend.
by Heritage Barbershop January 5, 2018
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Deli Ham

A hot chick that is always DTF.
Dana is just pure Deli Ham. Imma get up in dat.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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ham candy

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.
Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.
by g.prime December 27, 2007
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Hammy Ham

Hammy Ham is a savage boi,who is obsessed with milk.He is also a god at fortnite and is reliable with the ladies.Well that’s what he wants you to think,but to be honest he is actually a gay mother fucker.
“Yo hammy ham pass the ball”- madison
“Sorry bitch I need to text my gay ass friends real quick” - hammy ham
by Pisonuoo April 16, 2019
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ham sandwich

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress
"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."
by Bob "A" September 26, 2005
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Goin Ham

"Man if she dont shut the fuck up im goin ham on dat ass!"
by MsTIP August 23, 2008
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