A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.
The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."
Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."
Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
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Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress
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