grommethood

The condition of childhood amongst young surfers or skaters. Analogous to childhood.

The waves were less crowded during my grommethood.

by Olde Skool Jim March 8, 2011

Groove Abbott

Someone who is a minimalist musician, not in the sense of the style he produces, but in the amount of work he shows to the public. Groove Abbotts are usually very precise and perfectionists in their work, thus it is not unusual to find only one music produced and released by them after 10 years-or-so of career. They are also gurus of electronic music production, usually having worked with every DAW available in the market, and possibly testing betas of DAWs that will only be released years ahead. They are pretty much godlike.

Someone - "Hey do you know how to produce in Reason?"
Groove Abbott - "I know how to produce. Period."

by jámes óldan April 5, 2011

Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.

What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.

by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011

groove grenade

Performance choreographed by a band, choir, or dance group to be done in a public setting with no prior warning to the bystanders. The goal is to get in, perform, and get out anonymously. Usually filmed and posted to the internet via You Tube.

Grab your camera- Nate's band is going to throw down a groove grenade in Time Square!

by Bloodngore July 13, 2011

Groove Terminator

A long, drawn-out story which has an anticlimatic or uninteresting ending. Usually ends with the words "but then i didn't end up doing it/going/etc."

Man, that guy just told the biggest Groove Terminator.

by mullins1210 March 16, 2012

Goomer Pyle

Goomer Pyle was a character from the TV series known as "The Andy Griffin Show". In the show Goomer Pyle was a marine who wasn't the smartest person ever. Usually if someone is called Goomer Pyle they are being called: stupid. Basically you've just been insulted.

In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" one of the characters was called Private Goomer Pyle because he was a bit mentally challenged.

by BossyBlossom November 14, 2011

Groovelocity

The speed at which one can get his or her groove on.

When Sheila goes to the club, it doesn't take her long to achieve maximum groovelocity.

by nofax1 February 26, 2013