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universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
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Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband
I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it
by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024
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Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.
Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.
by Patrick Sway-Z April 5, 2023
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Liberty gift

The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.

The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.

There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive

Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.

The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.

For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.
by mourgh August 20, 2005
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Gifted

"Wow, that girl is gifted"
by KrakonB January 4, 2023
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gift shopping

A verb when you walk into a gift shop and shop for gifts
Jimmy: "Hey man, want to go gift shopping?"

Charles: "Yeah man, I love sift shops!"
by Asseater69000 October 21, 2017
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