gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband

I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it

by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024

universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.

Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.

by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011

Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.

Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

by Patrick Sway-Z April 5, 2023

Jumanji Gift

A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.

Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.

“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”

by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023

Gradual Monetary Gifting

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.

"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.

"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.

by Satinruffles February 14, 2017

Faggot Gift

A gift so bad that it basically outs the giver as a faggot.

Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025