green clarinet man

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

by Evzy January 19, 2008

Green Friday

To donate lightly used goods to local charities instead of - or - in addition to shopping on BLACK FRIDAY. THINK GLOBALLY, DONATE LOCALLY!

I'm skipping Black Friday this year and donating a lot of stuff to charity so I'm having a Green Friday.

by GreenFridayGirl November 19, 2010

green school for girls

the green school for girls is one of the shittiest school in Hounslow it has the most racist teachers and the rudest dinner ladies the school lunches are shit and the lunch hall always stinks like a fish shop the year7s get shorter everyday and mouthier at the same time the year8s think they are so bad for going down the wrong stairs the year 9s always have some type of pointless drama going on that the year10s decide to get involved in and the year11s give the best advice the headteacher is believed to be gay and goes as red as a tomato when hes angry miss doonan looks like miss trunchball from matilda miss larkin the pe teacher is never in so the pe students in her class never have proper lessons the best teacher is mr laquao and miss jha is the shortest in the school mr stone smokes but refusesto admit it hislesson is the lesson where u can eat sleep go on your phone or do your homework and every wednesday and friday lunch the whole school needs to get water or do something near the dinner hall because the boys are on the field

person:what school do you go to
me:the green school for girls
person:oh shit..... the hell hole
me:yh...

by anonymous April 12, 2019

green guilt

The feeling that you should do more to help the environment and save the planet.

Green guilt will make you donate money to plant trees to offset your carbon footprint.

by Jille October 11, 2007

Green Movement Yuppie

Acronym for Young Urban Professional who is into the green movement. Group whose culture blends the hippie/counterculture values of the 60s and the materialistic values of the 80s. Usually found in Starbuck's, organic food stores, and generally are into outdoor exercise activities such as running, cycling, etc. Generally liberal in their political views. They tend to be self-confident and place an emphasis on personal appearance/status. They may also exhibit green “techie” tendencies, where they purchase/endorse “green” technology that complements their outdoor lifestyle (hybrids, energy efficient light bulbs, digital books, etc.).

"A Green Movement Yuppie just parked their tofu filled Lexus Hybrid at Starbucks."

"Look another Green Movement Yuppie eating Kashi bars on a $6000 bicycle"

by Horsepower_and_torque_Junkie February 9, 2010

green smoke

the first toke on a joint. the person who lights the joint gets the first clean toke of green weed. after that every toke has resin.

"dude, gimme the green smoke!"

"nah man. the green smoke is mine"

by Ginger Kid-Rodriguez May 16, 2010

Green Grocer

A derivative of the term 'broccoli', referring to marijuana. A green grocer is a weed dealer, specifically one who lives a semi-lavish lifestyle .. and deals in large volume. In the right context, this guy can be both a dealer, icon, and friend. This guy plays it safe and knows how to dodge 12. See 'Silver Grocer' for a weed dealer who's grown rich on hash. (In the trap at cesjds)

Guy 1: Hey man, you that green grocer everyone's been talking about?
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud

by ImNotColbert January 9, 2017