Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

Flying Flagella by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017

flying the blunt/joint

When a person is talking too long while holding a blunt or a joint and doesn’t pass it until it goes out.

Hey yo David, stop flying the blunt/joint man

flying the blunt/joint by densmenace August 7, 2018

Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.

"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."

Flying whales by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

flying guillotine 

this is a secondary weapon for the scout class in tf2
unlike all the pistol weapons this is not a hitreg weapon it is a single use projectile that recharges
upon landing a hit with it the enemy will take 50 damage and then have the bleed effect applied for 8 seconds
in total it will deal up to 90 damage

scout1: i can aim consistantly wth the flying guillotine
scout2: id rather use hitreg weapons

flying guillotine by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Flying Kangaroo 

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

Flying Kangaroo by Wasn’t Me November 23, 2020

flying hamster 

a flying hamster

guy: hey look a flying hamster

flying hamster by glums February 14, 2021

Flying Gorilla

The best game to ever be on App Store.

With all the features in the game, Flying Gorilla has been considered Best Game of 2022 by it's players. Having better graphics than Among Us, Flying Gorilla has earned possibly 10 million dollars because of it's graphics and great gameplay.

The controls are super complex but easy to dominate, you swipe your finger. After swiping your finger INSERT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: SECURITY BREACH OBJECTIVE HERE.

People also often ask for Nintendo, Sony and Valve to add the game to their game library.

YOOO I JUST DOWNLOADED FLYING GORILLA!
OMG LET'S PLAY!!

Man this trash game Flying Gorilla sucks.
Hands up!

Flying Gorilla by funny guy with funny thing July 10, 2022