n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.
v. To take an executive Friday
v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
Get the executive Fridaymug. A term used exclusively by the homosexual community to describe the Friday after a long week of being very gay.
“Wow Julio, after going to Milan and getting buttfucked for five days straight the Friday scaries are starting to set in”
“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
by Verygayverybrandon September 27, 2019
Get the friday scariesmug. THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
Get the Black Fridaymug. On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
Get the Klepto Fridaymug. A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
by vsco peanut November 5, 2019
Get the black Fridaymug. The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019
Get the pretend fridaymug. Rat Friday is a day where Rat's from all across the world come together to celebrate being a Rat
This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise
Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation
This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise
Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation
Person 1 :Hey is it Rat Friday?
Person 2 :yeah
Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo
I can't wait until Rat Friday
Rat Friday is the best Friday
Person 2 :yeah
Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo
I can't wait until Rat Friday
Rat Friday is the best Friday
by Rivaljellyfish4 October 9, 2022
Get the Rat Fridaymug.