Yes kids, there is in fact another Lake Forest in Orange County, California, and it’s just as snooty as the one in Illinois. It used to be called El Toro after the local Air Force base which is now decommissioned, but property developers renamed it because the Hispanic name was scaring away wealthy white people.
“Hey, wanna go to the Target in Lake Forest?”
“But Jared, that’s in another state.”
“No, Lake Forest, CA, dumbass.”
“But Jared, that’s in another state.”
“No, Lake Forest, CA, dumbass.”
by DevlDnut August 17, 2022
This is a account from the book of the Wulfecks where they have stored their family hostory, the story is labeled The Blood Debt and is from 1813.
Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.
“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”
“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”
Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”
Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”
“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”
“What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.
“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”
Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”
Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”
The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.
“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”
“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”
Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”
Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”
“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”
“What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.
“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”
Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”
Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”
The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
by Wulfeck Son November 26, 2024
Forest Keepers, also known as Forest Giants, or simply Giants, are entities in Lethal Company. They are colossal and extremely quick, eating players they can get their hands on. They have great eyesight, but are incapable of hearing.
by smoogan January 03, 2024
Someone who destoys the Earth, for example, Someone who litters or someone who will Poloute the air.
by Fatty Patel November 13, 2007
when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed
look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest
12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021
Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
When the lubrication or cum ends up all over the pubes of the male and or female that has not shaved or trimmed the "forest" in a while.
by Raquelita March 23, 2016