Flexxing

Being yourself

Lmao I’m not flexxing, I’m just being myself

by Tstacked August 28, 2018

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Flex rex

When a guy flexes his dick to make it bigger.

yo did you hear about Dave pulling a flex Rex

by Camoflame88 May 27, 2016

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Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

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Unlimited flex works

An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.

KJ: "because with this IT'S OVER...KJ'S 20 SERIES...UNLIMITED FLEX WORKS"

by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025

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4am flex

Ballin anytime of the day

What you doing mate ? I'm just on that 4am flex boss

by Roscoe10123 April 19, 2018

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A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025

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