(Verb)
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
Get the Gar-Failed mug.HAHAHA! WHAT!? I don't think that's how that works but OK. Kind of. I mean, what did the guy who did the shooting actually say was the reason he did it? Because it's probably just that (to the extent he has the capacity to articulate his grievance)
Hym "Nope. YOU failed. You tried to tell me that I failed and YOU failed, shit-head. Like, the national guard BEING THERE... Was supposed to prevent that. They were supposed to scare crazy-evil people into not doing crime and/or actively prevent the crime from happening as it's happening... And then look what happened. Not only did they NOT DO THAT EVEN A LITTLE BIT... But also they were the VICTIMS OF THE CRIME. That's like ME getting murdered in a mass shooting. I mean... It's like they are trying to 'manifest' things. Right? It also seems like the approval rating goes up or down at my behest. So that's neat. I say down! Shut it all down! No more approval for shit-heads! And yes Alex. I do exist. I'm like a real guy. I got a little baby dick and everything. I live in an apartment. And I am existing so fucking hard right now you would not believe. A lot harder then those fucking national guardsman, that's for sure. Because, uh, they do not do that anymore... Umm... Right. Sorry for your loss, by the way. Whoever thought having the national guard fucking stand around out there was a good idea... Does the national guard not have a plan for that? Like... The American military... doesn't have a plan... For what to do... If a guy with a gun... Tries to shoot them while the are standing around? What?"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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by puppy-girl November 10, 2009
Get the bucket of failer mug.1. When a person suffering a beat down, defeat or humiliation finally succeeds in owning, humiliating or likewise getting revenge.
The more banter, longer time passed, higher the stakes, and greater the victory, the greater the kudos.
2. A player who has had a long streak of defeats, turns the tide of pwnage to become the underdog victor.
The more banter, longer time passed, higher the stakes, and greater the victory, the greater the kudos.
2. A player who has had a long streak of defeats, turns the tide of pwnage to become the underdog victor.
"How did you beat me at Tekken!? I always mop the floor with you but today you kicked my ass! I don't believe it! Total revenge of the fallen, man!"
by RazorHawk April 11, 2014
Get the revenge of the fallen mug.A man who has lost all his game in pursuit of unrequited love. Cam when a woman was within touching distance. He has started to love his muscles more than women and supposedly showers with his family. His strike streak is reaching an all-time high and maybe for life. Most likely sexually repressed as a boy he began wrestling to fulfill his gay fantasies. Getting pegged is in his all-time top 1 things to do and he covers it up with being a wrestler. His first "love" was the tippy top of what he will ever achieve and he then fell down a mountain from there. To be or not to be is his daily question after those around him degrade and make fun over everything he does. He will hurt a female over noodles, guns, knives, and just cause he can. I have probably gone too far at this point, but he has red hair so I am not the evil here he is.
by Nice Try Naf September 24, 2019
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Jerry bounced back from those heartbreaks and bossed up. He has many hoes now, must be going by The/A Fallen King's Code
by Fet. November 17, 2020
Get the The/A Fallen King's Code mug.basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process
do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
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