crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD
other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life
other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life
by [CT]Frag_man December 2, 2009
Get the fail at lifemug. by Scalcar June 6, 2009
Get the Fail Whalemug. We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
by A+ Asian December 3, 2009
Get the Asian failmug. Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
by alunajoy October 1, 2010
Get the Whale Failmug. When someone attempts to be cool or do something for another person's entertainment and truly screws up their task into something that results in anger, uncontrollable laughter, or pity to the other person.
<Playing World of Warcraft>
-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!
-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...
<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>
-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!
-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...
<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>
-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
by James K. Taylor March 27, 2008
Get the Epic Failmug. An excelent response when some makes fun of you for a fail even tough they failed in a similar way in the recent past
Man1: HaHaHaHaHa dude you totally whiped out there bro, what a fail
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy
by LT2BHooAh May 25, 2009
Get the fail by examplemug. the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."
friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008
Get the absolute failmug.