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Jack Friday

Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.
I love Chuck Norris, but Jack Friday just beats him in everything.
by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023
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Black Friday

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.
American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016
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Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.
by da ho April 2, 2010
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Friday Tip

A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.
I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.
by SV April 22, 2005
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fireball friday

a day where you get absolutely trashed off of fireball on a friday night. only appropriate way to start your weekend, if you can walk straight you didn’t go hard enough
“wanna get bacardi tonight” “FUCK no it’s fireball friday!
by thunderchunk21 March 4, 2021
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Edolon Friday

The feeling of visceral dread after the release of Vast Error content involving Edolon Vryche. Does not have to occur on a Friday.
Person 1: Hey have you read the new Vast Error update?

Person 2: It was insane. Happy Edolon Friday
by tazjec July 28, 2023
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footjob Friday

On Friday, September 8th. You may receive a footjob from your significant other any time and any place
Hey bro, you ready for footjob Friday?”
Hell yeah!”
by notskyler September 4, 2023
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