Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025

Unlimited flex works

An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.

KJ: "because with this IT'S OVER...KJ'S 20 SERIES...UNLIMITED FLEX WORKS"

by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025

Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Flex

An international exchange program financed by the Department of state. It brings foreign exchange students from post USSR countries

Who is that new girl?
She is a flex exchange student

by Katie 2020 June 5, 2020

Flex player

A guy who plays draft normal games and gains LP. Totally irrelevant.

-Hey, i'm, challenger.
-Ok, but you're a flex player.

by GhostOnThe5thStreet January 28, 2021

flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted

Flexing on Facebook is so trash

by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019

flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time and flexes about things in his or her life.

Ella is a flex flexington because all she talks about is going to a Chance the Rapper concert.

by Dumster February 27, 2017