February 5

This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best

Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!

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February 7

National slap a hoe day. Slap someone you don't like

Girl 1:hi
Girl 2: *slaps*
Girl 1: what was that for?!
Girl 2: it's February 7

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Is where all the boys have big ass dick more then 12 inches

Girl:How long is your cock?

Girl 2:I slept with him like 13 inches

Girl:I'm gonna sleep with him

February 7

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You have to do one of the listed below

1.Grab some ass

2. Make out with some1 over a 4

3. Ask your some1 u like out

4. Get some play iykyk

Me: it’s February 5th, what u finna do?
Friend: fuck a b or 2
Me: shhhhhsywhshsj nigga stop kappin

This is sex day so girls you know what that means go to u man and do the do

Also if this is your birthday u get sex by law from anyone

“What day is it honey”
“February 16th”
U know what that means sex”

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Ayo it’s February 20th
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It’s National Make Your Friend Gay day. So if you see a friend grab them and make them gay

Person 1: omg is that Luis we need to make him gay
Person 2: why
Person 1: because it’s February 12

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