Empty net goal

The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.

Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?

Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.

Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Emty talker

A person who says whatever feels right at the time, makes promises in-the-moment but when the time comes to act on that promise their list of excuses for not doing so is endless.

"I thought George said he was going to be here to help?"

"Naw, George is an Emty talker. He never intended to actually follow through."

by Tex Austyn October 28, 2014

Emily Wilcox

A band girl who seems soft spoken, but given the chance will definitely prove otherwise. Sweet and loveable, but will try to annoy/make you uncomfortable at any given opportunity

Emily Wilcox is a ride or die, and she's good at blowing..trumpets.

by dankmemedreamteam June 26, 2016

Emily Ashton

A lil hoe banoodle head

You banged 10 girls last night? Wow what a fucking emily ashton.

by Banoodle August 31, 2016

Emily Nguyen

an innocent tiny girl who looks young for her age, is intelligent but only in books

"dude he was so large"
"what does that mean"
"you don't get it?"
"no"
"you really are an emily nguyen"

by btsarmygirl-- November 12, 2016

Emily-Joy

An actually good girl. The one that goes to church and goes to school. She's beautiful and doesn't know it.

She's an Emily-Joy

by Moglistory December 19, 2016

emitism

Emitism is a disease you get if you believed this was a real disease

"What is Emitism?"-Jack
"I'm not sure, let me look it up"-Jill
"You've got Emitism"-Jack

How to avoid getting Emitism

"What's Emitism"-Dyke
"It's not real"-Cunt
"Truuuuu"-Dyke

by Emitism is real March 8, 2017