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fridge-stuff the elephant

A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.
Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.
by GeniusAndWizard October 1, 2010
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The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"
by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011
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Carnegie's Elephant

Using some popular superstition, stereotype or prejudice to your advantage.

This expression is used in marketing and stems from 1874 when industrialist Andrew Carnegie paid a circus to walk their elephant across his new bridge. Since there was a popular supersition that elephants will never cross unsafe structures, Carnegie used this popular belief to "prove" to public that his bridge is safe.

Fast food restaurants and stands selling Gyros often decorate themselves with Greek flag colors and Greek key patterns even though neither the owner nor the employees are of Greek origin.

Every pizzeria tries to give itself an Italian image/name/theme even if no employees nor the owner are of Italian origin.

Fortune cookies are used to advertise Chinese restaurants and served in them but are not of Chinese origin.
We photoshopped glasses on our model for the new software ad. It's Carnegie's elephant. Glasses give that "smart" look.
by anotherpasserby July 25, 2014
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blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.
"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."
by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014
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drown the baby elephant

When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.
She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.
by emptywheel August 11, 2018
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Gentle like elephant

Gentle like elephant because they are gentle despite having big fucking features.
Anonymous person: "I wish grace would use a little bit more tact in her arguments.

Other Anonymous person: "yeah she could be more She could be more gentle like elephant"
by Keeeeezzzaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2019
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riding an elephant

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??
by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019
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