Eduardo

Eduardo is a funny, sweet, kind, talented, loving, muscular, athletic, and good-looking guy. He is most talented at basketball and dancing. He is good with ladies, and can keep a girlfriend for a longtime. Although he always picks the wrong ones when the right ones are standing right in front of him. He is overall a great guy.

Girl one: Who is that standing over there?
Girl two: Hey, back off !
Girl one: Why?
Girl two: That’s Eduardo the guy I like!

Girl one: Fine he is all yours

by Someone very UNKNOWN May 6, 2018

Edvardas

Edvardas is a guy who likes to sit on his arse and get paid from tech.
the day he dosent he calls up hannah hes like wats wagwan with my money.

Edvardas is fucked

by Frisky Bubbles November 28, 2020

Edward

Edward

Edward A name

by anonymous November 24, 2021

David edwards

A guy who will stab you in the back as soon as you turn around and is always secretly gay

That man David edwards hella gay bruh he slapped my ass

by The gangstrezy September 24, 2019

Edward Andre Hands

Derived from the famous drinking game Edward 40 Hands, this classier spectacle takes place during New Years Eve where inexpensive bottles of the notorious Andre California Champagne are ripe for the picking and replace the standard malt liquor 40 oz.

Strap them to your paws and await the applause.

Broski #1: Yo chief, what're you doing for New Years?
Broski #2: Edward Andre Hands, man. I got 6 bottles for less than ten cents.

by Signore January 11, 2008

Edwardesque

A guy with such insanely good looks that he is almost as gorgeous as the Twilight character, Edward Cullen.

Girl 1: Omg, that guy is so hott!
Girl 2: Hott?! He's freaking Edwardesque!

by TwilightFan February 28, 2009

John Edwards

U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.

"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."

by Dr. Vinny July 14, 2007