Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Marvin: ai am sick
Doctor: ai can kill ur ills
Marvin gweat
Doctor: *kills his ills with pills*
Marvin: tank u doktor
Doctor: here awr da bills
Marvin: *Fucking dies*
Doctor: I kills with Bills

by yeetuscleetuscommitselfdeletus January 15, 2020

doctor

A drug dealer with a Ph.D

you need a doctor to give you a bunch of different and pray that one works.

by Kurt Fan12345678910 March 30, 2020

doctor karen

Doctor Karen is an lovingly panned nickname from the Whovians (Doctor Who Fans) of the current and first female incarnation of The Doctor portrayed by Jodie Whittaker who recently quit the role.

1. The 16th series of Doctor Who was bad. Yeah Doctor Karen ruined it and tanked the ratings.

2. Who was the worst Doctor in your opinion? Doctor Karen from the woken 16th series

3. Who did the most moping and most half arsed portrayal of the Doctor? Doctor Karen

by SuckinDieselBae January 6, 2021

Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp

Something you say to cause uncontrollable and completely idiotic laughing from anyone it is said to. (If they don’t laugh than they aren’t cool)

doctor Puerto Rico shrimp. BAHHAHAHAHA

by Dawn Mack April 5, 2022

Doctor 2

To take a mildly racist and do a prostate exam and tell he is part black

I think this man needs a doctor 2

by Whydontutakemetogumpytown March 25, 2023

The Doctor Scholl's

When, after engaging in intercourse with a woman, one, unbeknownst to the woman, ejaculates into her shoes.

The Doctor Scholl's is self-explanatory.

by Bennington August 9, 2010

pod doctor

A doctor or other caregiver who, rather than working for the patient's best interest and health, instead works for an insurance company or the government. Their "patient" is really the entity that employs them, and their job is to control costs and serve the interests of their employer. This ultimately creates a conflict of interest.

1. Insurance company Conglomerated Healthcare dispatched its pod doctor to displace the hospitalist treating the patient, and to quickly turf the patient. The mission was successful, and the pod doctor returned to the insurance offices without the patient ever being the wiser.

2. Death panels will be staffed by pod doctors.

by Lulubeans October 2, 2014