I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

dont put your dick in the crazy

dont go putting your dick in no crazy bich

i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids

Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy

by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization )

the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization (P.E.D.O). An adjective to describe a group of teenage boys who constantly ask girls for nudes and give off "Small Dick Energy". In other words, SnapChat Fuckboys.
Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is such a P.E.D.O, you have got to block him."

Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is so totally in the P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ), you have got to block him."

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 22, 2021

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005

dog dick

n. a cigarette which has had the life sucked out out of it. Like when you drag too hard and too fast and you leave a mangled stump of ash. It looks and smokes like shit. It usually happens when one of your greedy mates bums a drag off you at a club.

He took his cigarette back and looked at it, appalled. What the hell had happened to it in the last minute and a half since it had been out of his sight? Someone has sucked on it too hard and now it's all burned down around the outside, leaving a disgusting stump of ragged ash where his cigarette used to be. He turned to his friend. "Thanks for that."
"What do you mean?" his friend asked innocently.
He pushed the cigarette in his friend's face. "Look at this. Dog dick!"
"Sorry about that."
"Why don't you just give up, it would be cheaper for both us."

by lewislama September 23, 2006

Hot dog dick

A fun new way to play with your wang. You take one ball in each of your hands, and wrap them over and around your dick making what looks like a hotdog. The balls are the bun and the wiener is the wiener.

"Yo bro check out my brain balls!"

"That's cool and all but check out my hot dog dick!"

"That's so rad bro

by CJ2221 October 28, 2013