dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016

hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.

Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating

by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017

Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.

Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.

by HealthyLiving February 25, 2011

Binge Dating

Binge Dating: To go on dates with several different people within the first couple years after ending a long-term monogamous relationship.

"Her marriage of 5 years ended in May so now she's binge dating"

by docsky June 14, 2011

Dating Spiderman

the act of ending and beginning a paragraph with quotations, leaving the reader confused because of the sudden change of topic or context.

Your research paper structure is good overall but I felt like I was dating Spiderman for the middle two paragraphs. Try to connect them better with a conclusion and an introduction.

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

play date

plans made with friends or someone of the other sex to hang out. You can not ditch on play dates! ever its against the whole way of play dates.

We had a play date today.

Wanna have a play date tomorrow

by andre nickatina April 24, 2006

Date Guard

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.

I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.

by AdamZA August 11, 2008