Jambo dango curry wango

A boy from Scotland who goes to India to learn how to answer a phone, Then eats curry every day and doesn't stop talking about it

That jaymie that works at prudential is such a jambo dango curry wango he needs to stop eating curry

by Yermumzvag April 25, 2020

Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger

A burger with curry flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

He smells like a curry muncher

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry

Ew, he smells like a curry muncher

by Max THC November 27, 2019

Salil's Curry House and Sashimi Palace

A location in Afghanistan in which the owner salil sells his curry. It is used as a synonym for the word cock.

e.g "my Salil's Curry House and Sashimi Palace is so fucking hard rn"

by CarlosCums September 7, 2023

Lost my Thai curry bet

When that urge to purge that spicey gas turns muddy.

Fuck, gambled and lost my Thai curry bet... Gotta go grab a wet wipe and some new boxers... See you in 10 minutes.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018