Crusty Kabob

When you nut on your own dick and let it dry then put it inside of your grilfriend

Hey baby wanna get this crusty kabob later tonight?

by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018

crusty cracker

a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick

Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!

Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.

Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.

by i like to cry November 7, 2019

Crusty Musty Lips

totally shigaraki

person1: omg look at shigaraki!!! hes so cute
person2: meh he has crusty musty lips

by sxmp August 12, 2021

crusty

a greasy, yellow-teethed, not clean, nasty-skinned person.
crusty in all aspects of the word.

that chick has really crusty skin.

by ali and brooke June 21, 2008

crusty cross eyed pigeon

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...

1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha

by John and Derek June 22, 2006

Crusty Quads

When someone has already has been sexually used, by multiple others in a short time period and the next person up isn't getting a green hit by any means. They are getting the remnants of at least 3 others incidents which took place and have left the area not only sloppy, but now from time and lack of being able to shower in between incidents, the dirty crust has become the prelude to any future incident.

After Stacy had a train run on her, Todd was the only one left who hadn't hit it. Unfortunately for him, sloppy seconds wasn't on the menu. Only crusty quads...

by Tupac420 December 27, 2010

Captain Crusty

A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.

This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.

Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.

What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....

by AntiCrustyMvmnt April 16, 2010