cooch wee

an utter act of defiance or the merging of cooch and wee

Hey what are you doing
"cooch wee cooch wee cooch wee"
Hey ⁿ⁰

by grilledpotati October 31, 2019

Coochie Gucci

As it sound when your coochie is gucci.

"Dude that girl last night was coochie gucci

by Shmeebo January 15, 2020

Chooch dick

Railing the lines with your boys and getting fached with the boys takes a turn... you can’t get your dick hard from all the chooch.

Did you fuck last night ?
Nah man i couldn’t get the unit up cuz i had chooch dick.

by Bhenny February 7, 2020

Coochie Uzi

A monument that a vagina is stored into to preserve warm.

It’s a fucking coochie uzi

by Bread Mobb March 30, 2020

Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020

coochabitis

a medical issue where you would need coochie on your dick immediately if diagnosed.

"hey did you know kyle got coochabitis?"

by SpicyMcChicken May 4, 2020

coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.

"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."

by TheRealEnsychopledia May 6, 2020