You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.
It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.
So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.
So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963
by Homie The Third August 23, 2021

A white dude that has the resemblance of a yogurt monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist dude, a fortnite kid, a Christian guy, and a dude fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020

Saying several innuendos in quick succession for comedic effect, particularly for a stream or online video.
by K Books March 15, 2023

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun
Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
by titoburrito September 15, 2021

An action where a person named Craig who constantly bitches and moans about everything that's existent in the celestial galaxy. So much to a point where he loses his friends and they make a definition specifically for when he starts to bitch and moan.
Craig walked out of the house and started craiging about someone smoking all the weed that he didn't pitch in for in the first place.
by Ilikecheese36 October 14, 2021

by CRAIG Cobb'7777 September 12, 2021
