Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.

Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."

by E bough January 21, 2023

cowboy aids

When you catch the AIDS virus from a cowboy. Most common among gay men in Texas where everything is bigger. Including but not limited to cowboy cocks that are infected with cowboy AIDS.

My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt

by Monster Cowboy Dick February 17, 2023

sexy cowboy

Exactly what is sounds like. A sexy boy who is a wannabe cowboy

Kid 1: Did you see that sexy boy over there?
Kid 2: Ya. I heard he wants to be a cowboy.
Kid 3:He's a sexy Cowboy!

by Lucille😏 July 7, 2023

Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.

Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!

by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021

Rusty Cowboy

Is when your tiddy humping your girlfriend, but only in reverse so she can lick your butthole at the same time.

We enjoy doing the rusty cowboy position.

by Badapple187 September 9, 2021

Cowboy Hakujoudai

Gay

"your a Cowboy Hakujoudai and you should be ashamed" the preacher said to me

by Losanity October 21, 2021

Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.

If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.

by Motieman June 2, 2021