Non-linear conversation

A remark , explanation, or story that bears little or no reliability or truth.

I have no time for non-linear conversations. Bullshit is the domain of liars.

by Badd Kkarma October 4, 2021

horizontal conversation

Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.

“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”

“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”

by Valunnten February 22, 2018

conversion

Hasbro, the company that produces Transformers toys and media, has recently used the term "conversion" more often than "transformation" in their marketing. However, "transformation" remains the more widely recognized and accepted term within the fictional universe.

"The instructions for the new Optimus Prime action figure detail a 30-step conversion from his iconic truck mode to his heroic robot form."

by DigitsMock August 8, 2025

Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.

You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!

by rogerdodger2011 May 22, 2011

Conversation slut

Someone who has multiple conversations flirty in nature with multiple different people. This can be multiple people on One social media platform or multiple social media platforms...

Chick 1:"I just started talking to this guy Jason"
Chick 2: " are you serious? Man he's such a conversation slut"

by CuPcAkE September 11, 2023

A conversation between equals

You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!

Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Conversation deviant

Someone who doesn’t know how to mind their own business, who continually interrupts conversations and puts their opinion in without being asked. Always prowling for a conversation to intercept.

‘I can’t get a word in without being interrupted by Neil, he’s such a conversation deviant’

by Defrosted March 12, 2018