The act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, 'first of the morning' urine while they sleep. Usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. Much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.
I stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my wang out of my boxers and gave her a "Mr Coffee".
by Honduh Chicken March 11, 2008
Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings April 11, 2006
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out! Thuck, I can't wait!"
by atm TJ July 31, 2019
Crystal: *wakes up* urggggh, I'm so hungover...I need a double espresso
Paula: uh, we're out of coffee beans...
Crystal: damn gurl, I need to be fucntional in an hour! Shall we have some fuck coffee instead?
Paula: Sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.
Paula: uh, we're out of coffee beans...
Crystal: damn gurl, I need to be fucntional in an hour! Shall we have some fuck coffee instead?
Paula: Sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.
by CrystalLaCroix September 04, 2010
Coffee house is a term used as a type of genre. Usually describing indie, folk-rock, or alternative music. Music that you would commonly hear in a "coffee house."
by HelloThereMrSirThere August 01, 2010
by Hank Lin August 22, 2008
When a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.
by blacks_avengers December 10, 2009