by Himmmy February 7, 2024

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!
by tookypants February 9, 2010

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.
by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

My ex Penny is a COAT, she stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for the last 3 years.
by Darren Tackle August 1, 2021
