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Piper Coates

A big black male who has been caught texting little boys
Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?

Person 2: Yeah that strong black male
by Himmmy February 7, 2024
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Coat

Coat is the best
by Zen Gaming April 18, 2020
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Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010
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Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”
omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat
by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023
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new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!
New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!
by tookypants February 9, 2010
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Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.
Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.
by Comas Yada December 11, 2008
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Coat

My ex Penny is a COAT, she stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for the last 3 years.
by Darren Tackle August 1, 2021
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