Piper Coates

A big black male who has been caught texting little boys

Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?

Person 2: Yeah that strong black male

by Himmmy February 7, 2024

Coat

The Best Critical Ops Player ever.

Coat is the best

by Zen Gaming April 18, 2020

Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!

New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!

by tookypants February 9, 2010

Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.

Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.

by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

Coat

Cunt Of A Thing

My ex Penny is a COAT, she stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for the last 3 years.

by Darren Tackle August 1, 2021