Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024

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Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

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Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.

Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.

by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023

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reversed cleveland cowgirl

A Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl is a sexual combo of the cleveland steamer and the reversed cowgirl, where one person mounts another, and while facing towards the persons feet, positions their asshole at the top of the persons nose, poops, and then proceeds to grind on the face

Billy was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom so Venessa decided to mount Billys face and give him a Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl

by Shadynasty August 22, 2016

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