channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

chandelier cock

1. When a man has a chandelier for a cock. The chandelier has numerous shiny crystals dangling from it. Piss is shot out of each crystal.

2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.

"When i was at the Red Sox game the other night, i went to take a piss and saw one of the most fucked up things ever in the bathroom. This man dropped his shorts and whipped out this big chandelier cock and began pissing in the trough."

or

"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."

by Dick Sniffer January 21, 2010

Chanelle

Chanelle is such a hoe and nobody likes her! she’s the biggest fag in the face of this earth, and deserves a 24 inch dildo to be shoved up her ass and out her mouth. nobody likes this low life faggot. you couldn’t pay me to kick her dead fish smelling pussy.

Cam: “Chanelle is such a gay!”
Danny: “ i know right! she sent me a pussy pic but it turns out she has a blue waffle”

by Dannyboy696969 July 17, 2018

Cancelled

The new and cringeworthy word everyone has recently been using. They hope for a certain person to be ‘cancelled’.

Mark: Dude, Did you see what Katie put on her story about what happened at the party?

Dylan: Wow, so it was all her fault all along! She’s getting cancelled!

by Rartin8899 July 1, 2020

The Animal Channel

A slang term for Animal Planet. First coined by Charlotte on Jeopardy Kids Week.

Jeopardy Kids Week - July 4, 2011

Alex Trebek: "Cats 101" followed by "Whale Wars" on this Discovery cable channel. Aria?
Aria: What is Discovery Kids?
Alex Trebek: No. Charlotte?
Charlotte: (smiles) What is The Animal Channel?
Alex Trebek: No. Correct response - What is Animal Planet, not The Animal Channel.
Charlotte: (smiles)

by 20thCenturyFox1953 July 16, 2011

do it like they do it on the discovery channel

Anal sex. Usually used by fuckboys

Fuckboy: Damn girl..wanna do it like they do it on the discovery channel
Girl:no fucking way

by Ravenclaw Logic December 22, 2016

history channel

the act of fingering or getting a hand job.

"see what had happened was..

bryan and lillie history channeled on shellcie's couch the other day."

by bennettbitt April 3, 2008