Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

physical cancer

physical cancer is something that occurs when you become a furry

"man that furry is physical cancer"

by dog fricker May 13, 2015

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 14, 2016

cancer random

an unknown individual within the given community

Person1: Who is that NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter?
Person2: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 03, 2021

cancer random

Someone who is not known of or someone who has no social standing/presence in a given community

Person1: Who's this NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter??
Person: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 03, 2021

Bread cancer

Bread cancer. Save the bread. The severity of women losing their bread.

Person 1: "My mother has bread cancer."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Person 1: "This explains why I haven't ever had bread."

by Reed :) March 30, 2022

Breast Cancer

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Breast Cancer is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which the 6-cup rack of Tits is formed, but without one of the tips of one of the triangles. Terrible in name, given the implication of a mastectomy.

I'm feeling particularly depraved, Kyle... Let's get Breast Cancer

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009