crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024

Crank

When you crank someone you are dislocating their arms or legs while cranking that Soulja boy

(Crank,cranked,cranking)

man I had to crank that guy at the bar last night So hard he has to go to the hospital

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

Crank

A dmv slang term used as a meaning to call a female a slut and/or a whore. It may also be used as a term for females who does any sexual act or favor to get what they want.

"Dont mess with Janice, I heard she is a crank"

by Snider46 February 2, 2018

Crank

The male member including the shaft and tip but not the ball sack.

Daniel has an incredibly beautiful crank.

by Devilfish777 June 30, 2019

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022