Corporate communism, as defined by the Beatnik Bird, is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, (the privatized Big Brother) and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police. Whatever government exists is a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporations kind of like Czarist Russia before the Marxist revolution in 1917 when everything was owned by royalty and its facilitator the church.
Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.
Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.
Corporate communism is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police
by Beatnik Bird April 29, 2024

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.
by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024

The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work
Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.
by The realest99 August 27, 2018

by duemoturion June 10, 2017

Noun: meaningless corporate drivel
Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background
Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background
"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."
"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."
"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."
by TheStinson January 14, 2025

The Streamyard Bombing and Trolling Corporation is a group of trolls who zoombomb Streams, their name derives from the online platform Streamyard but they also target google meets, zooms, and ReStreams. It was founded on 7-14-2023 by RossoTX.
by therandomguy039 December 27, 2023

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.
by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025
