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bryan

the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.
he is a bryan
by the saviour of the memes November 5, 2019
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bryan lehman

Someone who is usually blonde with a medium size penis but has sex with lots of women all the time, and loves playing sports and getting fucked up.
Me and bryan lehman had a 3 way!
by John Logan January 24, 2017
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bryan funes

Hehe Bryan Funes wrote this
Did u see what Bryan Funes said
by Funes December 12, 2017
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Bryan

He has the biggest dick out of all his friends and plenty of girls have crushes on him. He might even give u a booty call. He has at least a friend whith glasses.He is also rich,good at games and owns every console except the Nintendo switch.
Bryan:is cool funny has a huge dick and other things so yhea.
by By Godzilla September 25, 2019
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Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches
All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)
by Jake wilford November 11, 2019
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Bryan

Bryan is a stalker
by AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH June 18, 2022
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Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.
Bryan is so annoying.
by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022
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