When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.
Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.
by luckydog819 October 19, 2016
Get the Burnett's Brainmug. The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)
The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.
by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020
Get the brain smokemug. Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.
Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008
Get the Brain Piratemug. The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.
"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"
by yaboiacul November 25, 2019
Get the Porridge Brainmug. by Dooked June 27, 2019
Get the Dookie Brainsmug. by SeenDizzle July 27, 2020
Get the Brain Formulamug. by straightoutofseattle May 2, 2014
Get the kook brainmug.