lonely bones sickness

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

by natsukko June 8, 2021

Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.

Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.

by Shakazalabas September 1, 2021

Young Bonds

Someone who likes furries, bart and marge rule 34, r/blackpussy and eating a pint of ice cream over 2 days.

"I love Young Bonds, especially the fact that he likes bart and marge rule 34"

by Bent knob March 11, 2022

zee bones

Another way to say No.

1: "you still going to the fair this year?" 2: "Zee bones broski, I can't afford tickets."

by MetalikzOG July 8, 2022

Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.

im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones

by CptSpaceManatee November 3, 2023

That Barry-Bonds shit

Used to describe someone who is using performance enhancing drugs. When someone gains a lot of muscle in a short period of time.

He's on that Barry-Bonds shit!

by ShakeBreak December 3, 2010

Skronk N' Bones

A big ole' bird that so skinny that's it's barely more than skin and bones. But it's also a skrank. Hence: Skronk N' Bones

Hey, get your pokey elbows away from me, Skronk N' Bones

by Cashual Observer February 20, 2011