beat chick

As coined by the MIAA's finest, a beat chick is one who is ugly, fat, obnoxious, a fucking loser, lesbian, feminist, or all of the above. They tend to be unkempt in their appearance (i.e. not tanning in winter or not enough make-up in school) or intent on standing up for things they believe in, even when they are told to shut the fuck up by a dude. Beat chicks can be losers you pass in the hall or social clingers who scrape their way into your parties, either way, they are to be avoided at all costs. Beat chicks flock to boys with stupid nicknames like "chill" or temporary inhabitants of Nebraska. The social "beaters" tend to garner unflattering nicknames that hopefully will last for lifetimes. "No Beat Chicks" has become the rallying cry for "Tech" and hopefully a nation.

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, how beat was that chick Chill hooked up with?"

Bro #2 "Duuuuude, she was beat as shit, only he would tap that shit"

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, i know, but thats the only pussy he gets"

Bro #2 "nothing worse than a beat chick..maybe chill"

by Nobete Chix April 23, 2008

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tryin' to beat?

Yet another way to ask if someone will/wants to fuck you.

Girl- I really wanna hang out this weekend, let's do somethin..
Guy- Why? You tryin to beat?

or

Guy- Damn girl, I like yo' style, you tryin' to beat?

by skizzle mizzle February 14, 2005

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Biscuit Beat

When a group of two or more guys stand around a biscuit and beat off upon said biscuit. The last one to ejaculate must eat the aforementioned biscuit making him the "winner."

Johnny entered the biscuit beat yesterday. He won't be eating biscuits for awhile.

by clowny_funk December 19, 2006

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