Glesg@ Bear

1.The most useless and ignorant of all usenet posters.

2. One who thinks that providing a link to this site is "proof".

3. A complete loser with no friends, and a major chip on his shoulder regarding the catholic church.

Glesg@ Bear - "you skipped past the link, that proves you're a bigot."

by Keith, the amazing Sockpuppet November 13, 2004

Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.

“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”

by 4highs August 16, 2023

sticky bear

When a Male sperminates on himself!

Oh my god Philip sticky bear himself!

by Chandler and Kristal January 3, 2006

Sheiza Bear

A German Guy (no offense meant) who inflicts pain on the opposite sex by pooping on their face as they sleep.

Dude, that guy is the biggest Sheiza Bear of all time.

by Rhys The Ultimate Rice Fan September 29, 2003

african bear

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

by zarussian September 11, 2010

denzie bear

a name meaning adorable, cheek squeezable, chocomocobear, and zelly man.

Just had an hour and a half conversation with the one and only Denzie Bear!

by tcm96 September 2, 2010

Ice bear

a white bear that lives in the ice caps or in captivity. commonly referred to as "polar bear"

The seal was caught and eaten by its most feared natural predator, the ice bear.

by MukBackwards November 13, 2011