banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

Banana power

When you eat a banana there is slight chance to gain the “banana power”
This does absolutely nothing except make you feel like a banana.

-Hey dude you want a banana?
-*eats banana*
-So did you lik-
-BANANA POWERRRRRRRR

by IAteHerMelon May 6, 2020

broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

by SuperEboy December 24, 2012

Banana shoulder

Constant joyful paranoia

“Kevin’s got a case of banana shoulder” “ oh, yeah I know he has been having joyful paranoia all morning due to the fact he could get a rim job any second”

by Poopsnitch69 March 23, 2023

Rotten Banana

When the facade of an Asian-American peels off and they’re exposed for being whitewashed race-traitors that live to serve the White Man.

That filthy Rotten Banana is mocking his heritage to make his westerner friends laugh!

by Larry-jellyfolds September 30, 2023

banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”

Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.

by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021

Music Bananas

A alternative name for cutest danganronpa ship aka Hiyobuki.

Person 1: I ship Music Bananas

Person 2: wh-

by DrDoom42 May 25, 2021