batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.

Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.

by Batmanist March 5, 2024

Batman

Joel

Joel is the true batman

by Batman95222 October 30, 2021

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

Batman Syndrome

Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.

I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome

by Whodeene May 9, 2023

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023