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bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.
Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.
by chad is hot January 7, 2009
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Bathroom Dasher

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim
Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011
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A godless land, a place with more drugs at any given point in time than Pablo Escobar has seen in his life. The floor is caked with enough piss to make a kinky bastard drop and start licking. There’s always one kid in there shitting his brains out. The graffiti on the stall walls can make a KKK meeting look tame.
If you have a piss kink or a drug problem, the Shawnee lower D hall boys bathroom is the place for you.
by Dickballs420 February 7, 2023
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The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.
"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
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Pool Bathroom

A place to have sex.

A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.
He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.
by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008
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Gender Neutral Bathroom

A bathroom for people who don't identify as male or female.
Though, transgender people who aren't "out" yet have also been known to use these.
Sometimes, the line to the bathroom of your identified gender is too long though and you may decide to use the gender neutral bathroom instead, which is totally fine, it's called the gender neutral bathroom for a reason.
Person 1 : "Where's Skye?"
Person 2 : "In the gender neutral bathroom.
by VeeTheBean June 29, 2024
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McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
by boggler June 29, 2019
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